Overview

My life of crime ends abruptly when I'm kidnapped by an alien retrieval team. Stripped, waxed, and fitted with a tracking collar, I can't help but feel like property. But the big, hairy monster who claims me insists he's my mate—and that I have nothing to fear from his fangs, tail, and tentacles. Or his second...member.

He says we're perfect for each other. That he chose me from all the billions of humans on Earth. Too bad I've spent my whole life on the run, and I'm not too keen on being caught. But try telling that to a tentacle monster looking for a mate to spoil...and spank.