Put Me in a Skirt and Hurt Me
Mistress Sophia Mistress Sophia, a glamorous lesbian dominatrix, is off her game. Ever since her spo
Box Set, Found Family, Fantasy/Paranormal, Vampire, Historical (-2000), Hurt/Comfort C. Rochelle 6 2nd Apr, 2026
For fans of Anne Rice’s Vampire Chronicles, Tombstone, The Lost Boys, and True Blood, the Trinity of Blood MM to MMF vampire romance saga follows a triad of fated mates as they cross oceans of time, face the demons on their trail, and stake their claim on the happiness they deserve. Told in three grounded, time period novellas—spanning the Old West, the L.A. goth scene of the 1980s, and present day Maine—Trinity of Blood is a queer, paranormal romance that is both darkly humorous and deeply healing.
Part One: Bury Me With My Boots On (1885)
In the boomtown of Opalite, Damon's future is as predictable as the familiar rotation of evening customers at the House of Eternal Moonlight. When an alluring stranger rides into town and the dead bodies start piling up, this sensitive gunslinger is forced to choose between the only home he’s ever known and a connection he cannot explain.
Part Two: Vampires Totally Suck (1985)
A rundown goth clothing store in a Los Angeles shopping mall may seem like a cliche setting for a reinvention, but Star has little choice after her old life crashes and burns. When she discovers the two men she works for are vampires, this Valley Girl turned goth heroine embraces her fate, more than ready to sharpen her fangs and stand up for the comeback she deserves.
Part Three: Come Out & Prey (2026)
The night he became a vampire against his will, on a small island in the country now known as the Philippines, Makisig believed his life was over. Three hundred years, plus a name change and an ocean voyage later, Max meets his first eternal companion. Death tries to intervene, but the pair escape, and after a century together, find their “third.” When an old nemesis intent on revenge rises from the grave, they are forced to go on the run once again.
Decades later, they've found sanctuary, hidden in plain sight among ghostly, Northeastern pines and supernatural creatures like themselves. Despite this newfound security, Max struggles to let down his guard, even to those willing to love him unconditionally. When the past arrives on his doorstep, he must decide if the blood staining his hands is a mark of damnation or a chance for absolution from the guilt still weighing heavy on his immortal soul.
IF YOU LOVE (find the full Content, Tropes, K!nks & Triggers Lists for each on the Strange Vacationland page on the author's site):
• Hot, queer vampires
• MM -> MMF polyam romance
• Gothic vibes
• Three time periods: 1885, 1985, 2026
• Fated mates & found family
• Black cat, golden retriever & Doberman
• Southeast Asian MMC
• Healing from trauma
• Spicy as hell
• M*rder (and revenge) as a love language
Then sink your fangs into the COMPLETE Trinity of Blood vampire romance saga!
Reading order note: It is highly recommended that you read our side characters’ tales (Be Not Afraid and You Can’t Get There From Here) between Vampires Totally Suck and Come Out & Prey. You can find them both in the Strange Vacationland ebook collection, direct from the author.
420 pages