Overview

When your cats are the ultimate relationship critics, your love life might just end up in the litter box.

Marcus LaFleur is done with dating apps. Between the dick pics, crude propositions, and walking red flags who can't string together a coherent sentence, online hookup culture has become a howling disaster in his otherwise fulfilling life running Happy Paws animal shelter.

Until—in a moment of late-night weakness—a suspiciously house-trained human messages him. Some guy who doesn't lead with "Sup, face or ass first?" or an unsolicited photo of his junk.

That mind-blowing night with the gorgeous stranger leaves Marcus painfully satisfied… but practical.

Hookups are hookups. No need to complicate things with feelings.

Except when Sebastian Holt shows up at the shelter the next day with flowers and that devastating smile, Marcus realizes his simple hookup is the shelter's most devoted volunteer—and he's looking at Marcus like he's the best thing since catnip.

Even more confusing? Marcus's three cats—his furry children and closest confidants—suddenly start giving him the cold shoulder whenever Sebastian comes over with his tail wagging.

As Sebastian's earnest pursuit and genuine warmth begin to melt Marcus's carefully guarded heart, his cats' increasingly bizarre behavior forces him to either send Sebastian packing to appease his feline overlords, or take a chance on what could be the most purr-fect match of his life.

A deliciously steamy, laugh-out-loud, open door MM romance

A shelter manager desperate to get his cats to stop sabotaging his love life
A smitten CEO who's been waiting for his moment
Three feline matchmakers with impossibly high standards
Friends who are forced to endure a cat-astrophic mating dance
And enough heat to make even the cats cover their eyes