Overview

Riley doesn't fall for straight women. Charlotte isn't a lesbian. One of them is lying.

Public speaking, pink party decorations, and a queer destination wedding in a country where she doesn’t speak the language: as it turns out, being a maid of honor isn’t Charlotte’s strong suit. The one silver lining is Riley, the other party’s maid of honor, who seems to know exactly what she’s doing.

Riley is more than willing to help Charlotte navigate the uncharted waters of bachelorette planning and sapphic jargon—especially if she gets to push her buttons in the process.

No Judgment Whatsoever is a classic coming out story, reimagined through the perspective of a later-in-life-lesbian. On this journey through compulsory heterosexuality and denial, you will discover an homage to patience, fun, intimacy, and the female body and mind. It will teach you how to confidently say no, and enthusiastically say yes.