Downloading Vampires Don't Play Hockey

Vampires aren’t real. And even if they were, they definitely wouldn’t play beer league hockey.

That’s what Johnny Harker tells himself, anyway. All the weird things he notices about his teammate Dima - his weird sleep schedule, his perpetually cold skin, his apparent lack of a reflection - don’t mean Dima’s an undead creature of the night.

Dima’s just his hot, slightly weird teammate. Right?