Downloading Ballad For Mafia Queen

Try having a mafia boss crash your dinner, pull a gun on you, and somehow, by the end of the night, she's your personal bodyguard. Did I mention she’s gorgeous in that ‘I could kill you but won’t because it would ruin my manicure’ kind of way?

It’s just another day on my world tour. I waltz into this swanky Japanese restaurant, minding my own business. Suddenly, I find myself in a showdown with a woman who looks like she just walked off the set of Mafia Bosses: The Ice Queen Edition.

Then came the fireworks. Because apparently, I’m now the target of a mafia feud involving Regina’s trigger-happy uncle and his merry band of maniacs. Regina, the mafia queen who makes a gun look like a fashion accessory, decides the only way to keep me safe is to personally tag along on my world tour. I don’t know what’s worse. The fact that people are trying to kill me, or that I have to share a tour bus with a woman who could probably kill someone with a raised eyebrow.

Regina might be the most frustrating, cold-hearted, infuriating person I’ve ever met, but she’s also kind of hot. Like, dangerous hot. And sure, she saved me from certain doom a dozen times, but who’s counting?

Now, between concerts, Regina’s mafia drama, and her sarcastic smirks, I’m starting to feel something I really shouldn’t for someone who solves problems with bullets. But hey, what’s life without a little risk.

Will I survive this tour without getting whacked by the mafia? Will Regina ever crack a genuine smile? And why, oh why, do I find myself wanting to ruffle her perfectly coiffed hair and kiss that scowl right off her face?

Wish me luck. Better yet, send a bodyguard. Preferably one that doesn’t point guns at me during dinner.

Join me on this journey of music, mayhem, and unexpected romance. Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, swooning, and a sudden desire to date dangerous women in designer suits. Rock on, and hold onto your hearts.